12 septembre 2009
The top 10 reasons why karaoke is better then sex

30 août 2009
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28 août 2009
20 reasons why Fishing is better than S E X
20 reasons why Fishing is better than S E X
#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week - Is Fishing all You ever think about!"
26 août 2009
Sexe : plaisir de courte durée, position ridicule
Sexe : le plaisir est de courte durée, la position ridicule et la dépense absurde.
Philip Chesterfield (Homme politique et écrivain anglais, Né le 22 septembre 1694, décédé le 24 mars 1773)
24 août 2009
Snogging better than sex
22 août 2009
Un intellectuel : celui qui a trouvé + intéressant que le sexe
Un intellectuel, c'est quelqu'un qui a trouvé quelque chose de plus intéressant que le sexe.
Edgar Wallace (Ecrivain, scénariste, réalisateur et journaliste britannique né le 1er avril 1875 à Greenwich, Londres, décédé le 10 février 1932 à Hollywood.)








