10. You're sure to get at least
one of your favorite dishes.

9. The turkey never suffers
from modesty.

8. You can nibble before dinner
even if Mom sees you.

7. You are expected to pass
the dishes around.

6. There are always at least
two kinds of desert, with or
without whipped cream.

5. They give you the day off
WITH pay to have dinner.

4. Thanksgiving dinner
is a "sure" thing.

3. Seconds are encouraged.
Take home, too!!

2. You're expected to fall
asleep after dinner.

And the number 1 reason why
Thanksgiving dinner is better than sex:

1. You are EXPECTED to watch football BEFORE and AFTER dinner!