09 octobre 2008

125 reasons why chocolate is better than sex

1   The average piece of chocolate is at least six inches long.2   Chocolates stay hard for a week.3   Chocolate won't tell you size doesn't count.4   Chocolates don't get too excited.5   A chocolate never suffers from performance anxiety.6   Chocolates are easy to pick up.7   You can fondle chocolates in a supermarket.8   ...and you know how firm it is before you take it home.9   Chocolates can get away any weekend.10  With a chocolate... [Lire la suite]
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