09 octobre 2008
125 reasons why chocolate is better than sex
1 The average piece of chocolate is at least six inches long.2 Chocolates stay hard for a week.3 Chocolate won't tell you size doesn't count.4 Chocolates don't get too excited.5 A chocolate never suffers from performance anxiety.6 Chocolates are easy to pick up.7 You can fondle chocolates in a supermarket.8 ...and you know how firm it is before you take it home.9 Chocolates can get away any weekend.10 With a chocolate... [Lire la suite]